i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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