I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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