As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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