another moral hangover. fuck.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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