I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
operation have a gay friend backfired
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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