therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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