I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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