Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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