Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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