We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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