Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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