And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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