i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
