oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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