now i know why i became what i already was.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You are a genius and a whore.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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