There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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