ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
It's like God shit irony all over that family
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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