No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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