I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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