Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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