But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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