so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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