this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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