At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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