Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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