IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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