we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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