It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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