He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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