i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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