the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
ttyl tear gas
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
This is my gift to your gina
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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