He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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