I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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