do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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