Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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