perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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