is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
