You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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