Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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