his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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