she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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