i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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