I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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