haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We have started to decorate penises.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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