"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
i believe in u and ur pee
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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