just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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