Got a toothbrush?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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