if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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