hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
tell me about the fingering
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