I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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