I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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