So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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