Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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