What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dicks are not precious.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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