I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Hippo gnu deer
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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