we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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